December 2011
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Give Thanks
omplatt:
So I was driving across the country to visit family over Thanksgiving and got pulled over for speeding. I thought someone might appreciate the beginning of the conversation we had:
Me: Hey dude, sorry, you must have caught my foot getting a little heavy.
Cop: Do I look like a “dude” to you?
Me: I apologize sir, my lexicon has grown habitually colloquial.
Cop: What?
Me: Don’t...
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“You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by...”
– Audrey Hepburn (via mrgolightly) I love you, Audrey.
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antibacterials:
when you’re laughing so hard and you start to choke
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corubai asked: HAVE A SUPER FREAKING HAPPY BIRTHDAY. /caps lock
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I love trolling on my birthday.
It's my birthday.
winstonthefish:
googlyama:
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO THE BEST WIFE IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!!
OF COURSE!!!
winstonthefish asked: I LOVE YOU AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT BIRTHDAY. <3 <3 <3 <3
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It's my birthday.
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Watchmamacosma:
dolphinkid45:
potdealer:
coagulates:
bolbi:
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dreaddrugs:
my teritory
WHAT THE FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU
im uncomfortable
omg chris im dying what have u taken
i thought my videos where fucking messed up
omfg the dog
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