When I begin to be optimistic about something it soon turns into something that I lament about for a long time. I’ve told myself this many many times, but I should never ever get excited about anything. It’ll only lead to disappointment. I just can’t win.
His head fell off! …Yeah he was pretty old.– Harry (Dumb And Dumber)
Totally Illogical House Rules: Vol. 1
Don’t use the couch. Any and all friends need to find somewhere else to “hang out”. They’re not welcome here. If a dirty dish is not put in the dishwasher right away, you are therefore considered a lazy asshole that pushes all cleaning responsibilities on the mother of the household. After borrowing a car, it must be brought home promptly at 10:00 a.m. to sit unused in front of the house...
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